Fuel Your Day with
Laughter & Drive

“Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.”

“I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.”

“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”

“If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”

“I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”