Fuel Your Day with
Laughter & Drive

“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”

“I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”

“I hold a cup of coffee so I don't have to hold a conversation.”

“Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems.”

“My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.”